Are you a Valentine’s Day naysayer? A miserly, grumpy sort who sniffs at the age-old Valentine tradition? Do you sneer at the very concept of being confined to express your feelings towards your chosen one by way of a commercial transaction on a day dictated to you by popular culture? “Phooey!” you say. “I can and will honour my love with gifts and parties whenever I feel like it.” Oh, just shut up! We challenge you to quit your grumbling and actually deliver! Abandon your avaricious nit-picking and embrace a celebration of love instead! Make it a rip-roaring occasion, a raging party in honour of love. And while you're there, we're rooting for you to set up a disgustingly ostentatious candy buffet, to raid our collection of Valentine’s Day decorations and put in a triple order for lolly bags.