If you were a kid in the 1980s or 90s, you probably spent some time reading, watching, or playing with four teen reptilian martial arts experts with irregular DNA. The Turtles diced up enemies while spouting the occasional curse word, and one of the Turtles’ allies was hockey mask-wearing vigilante Casey Jones, who beat down even low-level crooks with baseball bats and hockey sticks. Kids these days are still fascinated with the Turtles. In addition to toys, you can find the heroes-in-a-half-shell on nearly every conceivable piece of merchandise possible, from birthday party supplies to beach towels to lunch boxes and toothbrushes. Turtlemania knows no boundaries. It’s enough to make you have a long, cool drink in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Cups.